A Very Important Date
Well the date is finally set
Are you terrified yet?
To get here
We have been down together for so long
I forgot your name
I think it’s “Hon.”
We are complicated
But this has been pretty easy
As I put up with you
And amazingly, you put up with me
So let’s have commitment issues together
We will be
Family
And make this forever
In reality
We always knew it was going to be
I really just want a pretty dress
So thanks for humoring me
We are not the type who need paper or proof
To know that we are where we should be
This is a celebration
Not a contract binding legally
Let’s tie the knot
Let’s jump the broom
I’ll be the bride
If you’ll be the groom
Or we could switch if you want to
Whatever
As long as I get to be with you
I will save the romance for the vows
As well as the public display of affection
But I will say thank you now
For going with me in this direction
I am so happy
To give this the old college try
I know you will see this through
If I am by your side